Middle-aged guy to another: So it’s like, which one do I give it to? One’s got one leg, and the other has no legs! (both laugh)
–61st & Broadway
Overheard by: Too many legs to be considered
Guy walking and talking on cell: Do you know how to sew? (pause) Not clothes, asshole. Skin!
Tipsy 30-something woman: It makes your cheeks look funny! The cheeks on your face!
–Restroom, Financial District Restaurant
Upper West Side lady: I have to develop my toes.
–Columbus & 69th St