40-something guy to 30-something woman: Your husband’s kinda gay.
–30th Ave & 30th St
Overheard by: Ferna
Girl, after being told that every guy at NYU is gay: Every guy in New York is gay!
Average-looking guy to flamboyantly dressed guy: I got fat, but you got gay.
Overheard by: Ian
Mom to young child: No, he was just pretending to be gay, to trick her!
–15th St & 3rd Ave
Overheard by: Lotte