40-some­thing guy to 30-some­thing woman: Your hus­band’s kin­da gay.

–30th Ave & 30th St

Over­heard by: Fer­na

Girl, af­ter be­ing told that every guy at NYU is gay: Every guy in New York is gay!

–Barnard Col­lege

Av­er­age-look­ing guy to flam­boy­ant­ly dressed guy: I got fat, but you got gay.

–West Vil­lage

Over­heard by: Ian

Mom to young child: No, he was just pre­tend­ing to be gay, to trick her!

–15th St & 3rd Ave

Over­heard by: Lotte