Woman outside a Subway restaurant on cell: Hi, this is Erica*. I met you on the plane to rehab.
–38th St & 7th Ave
College guy: I’ve always wanted to try a roofie.
–116th & Broadway
20-something hot girl to friend: I’m pretty sure it was drug money; I took it anyway.
–Restaurant, Apartment 134
Teenager to friends: When he was a teenager, he got all this money from the government because his mother was this amazing drug addict.
–Park Slope, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Timeless Drifter