Woman outside a Subway restaurant on cell: Hi, this is Erica*. I met you on the plane to rehab.

–38th St & 7th Ave

College guy: I’ve always wanted to try a roofie.

–116th & Broadway

20-something hot girl to friend: I’m pretty sure it was drug money; I took it anyway.

–Restaurant, Apartment 134

Teenager to friends: When he was a teenager, he got all this money from the government because his mother was this amazing drug addict.

–Park Slope, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Timeless Drifter