Fe­male teen #1: You’re not a girl un­til you get your (points to her crotch) waxed.
Fe­male teen #2: I was think­ing of get­ting my ass crack waxed.
Fe­male teen #1: Yeah, that shit is hairy. You’ve got to start when your 7 or 8 to tame it.
Fe­male teen #2: Wan­na fry?

–5 Train