Suit on cell: So, I was in the car going, like, ‘are they breathing?’

–7^th Ave & 34^th St

Overheard by: Eve, hurrying away

Lady lying under U‑haul van: I think you broke my ankle, yo.

–De Kalb & Stuyvesant Ave

Overheard by: Waiting for the pain to kick in

Dad to elementary school-age son: Back problem? You’re too young to have a back problem. What’d you ever do to have a back problem? Me, I got hit by a bus.

–66^th St & Myrtle Ave

Overheard by: sohopixie