Hip-hop type to two others: Yo, you wanna roll by Friday’s for a quick mudslide?

–Union Square

Overheard by: Heather K

Stylish woman to suit: Excuse me, do you know where there’s a high-end coffee shop around here? I’ve seen a lot of Starbucks, but their coffee is really hard to digest.

–Columbus Circle

Girl to another: I said, those shots must have something in them! But then he kept talking about his ass for awhile.

–Bedford & Myrtle

Overheard by: Sneaky

Flight attendant on PA: This is American Airlines flight 179 to New York’s John F. Kennedy airport – excuse me, to San Francisco! (pause) I need a little more coffee…

–JFK Airport