My dad: Papa John’s had some work done.

–78th & Park Ave

Friend to another, discussing proper etiquette at funeral: Of course I checked Facebook! I needed to keep my mind off of things, plus I looked good that day… I had to post pics!

–Dentist Office

Tourists behind me: Her tattoos look stunning now, but when she’s middle aged they won’t look good.

–12th St, Alehouse

Overheard by: I’m 41

Guy to girl: The scarf is doing most of the heavy lifting, but you look really good.

–Fordham Law

Overheard by: brooklynlert

Guy to upset girl: I wasn’t saying it to be mean, ok? But it’s true: You really *do* look kind of like Bob Dylan.

–Outside New York Public Library