Woman on cell: Yeah, well, I asked you where that came from and you told me, ‘Jesus wrote it.’
–Pete’s Cafe, E. Fordham Rd & Hoffman St
Girl on phone: I will never. Ever. Go to temple. With your mother. Again!
–89th & 3rd
Hipster girl on cell: So she just read the bible all day? Seriously? So weird!
Overheard by: d
Subway preacher: Jesus will live here for one thousand years, and everyone is invited! All the Jews! Jesus says, ‘you want some cereal? Here is a bowl!’ but, my brothers and sisters, you are putting your spoons in your ears!
–Downtown 1 Train
Overheard by: judydarkness
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