Young white woman: And I have to say–she failed to mention–not that it matters or anything… But he was… black!
–Clinton & Attorney
Overheard by: YouriPodHeadphonesDontMeanICantHearYou
Hobo with imaginary Bluetooth device: I saw Bernstein suckin’ that nigga off in the bathroom! I ain’t lyin’! (pause) I’d like to thank the blacks, the Irish and the Hispanics!
Overheard by: Ginger Lass
White gangsta-type guy to two black gangsta-type friends: That chinese girl ain’t givin’ you nothing! No msg, no *nothin’*!
–Uptown 1 Train
Overheard by: Harriet Vane
Black teen to another: Listen up: On Martin Luther King Day, all white folks must walk down 7th Avenue… or else!
–Lenox Avenue & 125th St
Overheard by: ManhattanMackenzie