Old la­dy to guy push­ing cart with large mu­si­cal in­stru­ment case on top: Hey! Do you have a dead body in there?

–8th & 6th Ave

Old man: Tighty-whiteys! Tighty-whiteys! Does any­one know where the tighty-whiteys are? (pause) If any­one sees any tighty-whiteys, let me know.

–Good­will, Chelsea

Strung-out old la­dy: Call me! I’m go­ing to church, I need to pray for all of us!

–Mon­tague St, Brook­lyn

Long-haired old guy rid­ing bike very slow­ly, to no one in par­tic­u­lar: I hate you.

–Thomp­kins Square Park

Over­heard by: Eli