Crazy subway lady: Don’t call me a bitch. JFK never called me a bitch. He didn’t like that.

–Downtown C Train

Overheard by: Get me off this train

Crazy guy being led by two NYPD away from the theater: These aren’t my mushrooms! I eat those things, man!

–Beacon Theater

Overheard by: Sympathetic Bystander

Crazy man to construction workers: Get stupid, motherfuckers, cause I get retarded!

–Amsterdam Ave

Overheard by: Chloe

Woman yelling at perfectly well-behaved dog: You’re crazy!

–73rd & Central Park West

Overheard by: potatopuff