20-something girl on phone: So I said, stick it in my arse and then we’ll talk business!

–Central Park

Overheard by: Ken Adams

Drag queen: Give me a bathroom, a bar of soap, and some lube and I’m good to go. Hold my cheeze doodles.

–2nd Ave

Cross-dresser, stumbling down steps with man out of apartment building: That really hurt my ass!

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: D

20-something hot girt to friend: We’re not even Facebook friends… She can’t just be talking to me about anal beads.

–PATH Train