College student: I’d never done cocaine, but I was like ‘I gotta get out of here!’ I mean, I’m from North Carolina, you know.

–46th & 8th Ave

Overheard by: Evan

Suit: As god is my witness on crack!

–Q Train

Overheard by: radkins

Hobo, mumbling to himself: Shit, I just wanna buy weed, it’s gonna be legal anyway.

–Amsterdam & 96th

Hobo, to himself: I’ll get on the subway as long as I’m stoned and no one touches me.

–23rd & 6th

Overheard by: JS