Gay boy: He actually MySpace stalked me. You know, when MySpace was Facebook.
–48th & 6th
Overheard by: Jarett
Guy: Yeah, well, at least your restraining order just ended.
–Christopher & Hudson
Overheard by: The Yak
Guy complaining loudly to group of friends: And then you’ve got all these girls dogging you! Like, “let’s go bang! Let’s go bang!” and then…
–9th St & 2nd Ave
Guy on phone outside of restaurant: Hi. This is Steve. I’m the one that stalked you.