Gay boy: He actually MySpace stalked me. You know, when MySpace was Facebook.

–48th & 6th

Overheard by: Jarett

Guy: Yeah, well, at least your restraining order just ended.

–Christopher & Hudson

Overheard by: The Yak

Guy complaining loudly to group of friends: And then you’ve got all these girls dogging you! Like, “let’s go bang! Let’s go bang!” and then…

–9th St & 2nd Ave

Guy on phone outside of restaurant: Hi. This is Steve. I’m the one that stalked you.

–Greenwich Village