Gay boy: He ac­tu­al­ly My­Space stalked me. You know, when My­Space was Face­book.

–48th & 6th

Over­heard by: Jarett

Guy: Yeah, well, at least your re­strain­ing or­der just end­ed.

–Christo­pher & Hud­son

Over­heard by: The Yak

Guy com­plain­ing loud­ly to group of friends: And then you’ve got all these girls dog­ging you! Like, “let’s go bang! Let’s go bang!” and then…

–9th St & 2nd Ave

Guy on phone out­side of restau­rant: Hi. This is Steve. I’m the one that stalked you.

–Green­wich Vil­lage