Model type, walking in: Do you guys sell turkey burgers here?
Chef, yelling: No! We don’t sell any friggin’ turkey burgers! Get out of here!
(after she leaves, to remaining customers) Turkey burgers! Unbelievable! She’d probably just barf it up! Did you see her fingers? Stickin’ em down her throat is the only this those are good for!
–The Burger Joint
Overheard by: Ian Austin