Suit on cell: Most people want their pets painted.

–Prince & Broadway

Drunk guy yelling at busker while being dragged away by police: You see those pigeons? All those pigeons are my lovers!

–Verdi Square

Cop to crazy dude feeding birds: You feed the birds, I’ll put you in the zoo!

–Union Square Park

Bratty eight-year-old girl: Aren’t there any live animals here?

–Museum of Natural History