Authoritative teenage boy to others: Well, all drag queens have the biggest penises and biggest testicles.
Man, chanting: Vinny’s got a little dick! (clap clap) Vinny’s got a little dick! (clap clap)
–116 & Broadway
Overheard by: Poor Vinny
Teen girl, horrified: Oh my god! Look at the giant cock! (points up to sky and about 100 people look up)
–42nd St & Broadway
Gay guy on phone: Well, do you have a big dick? You can always make money with that. I’m talking about dom, big daddy, stuff-it-in-me type stuff, you know?
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