20-something hot girl to another: Well, if there was Kool-Aid on your butt, wouldn’t you lick it?

–42nd & Broadway

Drunk girl: I would totally lick that off the table if I was more drunker. 

–71st & 1st

Man on cell: I don’t speak fucking German. I put my tongue in butts. I lick fucking clitorises.

–135th & Malcolm X

Mom to misbehaving son: You are not to lick your brother’s tongue. You are not to lick your brother’s face. I will leave you on the train tracks and you can find your way to the zoo yourself. Now, get it together.

–F Train