Thug to friend: Mr. Bean? Yo, he’s my ‘nigga!

–Times Square

Guy on cell: You a soup eatin’, bowl lovin’, country-ass nigga!

–B42 Bus

Overheard by: focused

Thug yelling on cell: Yo nigga, ya don’t know what the fuck you talkin’ bout. Cain killed Able!

–A Train

White kid in yellow shirt, walking into room with other white guys: What’s up, my niggas?
(notices the one black guy on the couch) Oh, shit!

–114th St & Broadway