Bag lady asking for change to kind person who gave: Thank you! Can I ask – do these headphones make me look rich? Cause I need my music when I’m out here.
–23rd St & 9th Ave
Aggressive panhandler to passing bald guy: Hey, Kojak! Help me out here! Who loves ya, baby!
–5th Ave & 12th St
Overheard by: Richard Nixon
Drunk hobo arguing with another: I’m done talking to you. I can have a better conversation with the door. It just goes bing-bong.
–Uptown A Train
Overheard by: Amanda White
Hobo to suit: Look at you, playing with yourself! That is gross, you are disgusting… You can’t fight, you can’t dance, and you can’t fuck!
Overheard by: scotty 2
Hobo to college students entering college: Don’t go to class! Smoke crack, like me!
–Hunter College Lex Entrance
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