High school kid: So wait, his balls had asthma?
–Downtown B Train
Man on cell: I know what your life’s like now. Out in the world. On tour. You got life by the balls.
Guy in front of bar: I taped this joint to my balls; who wants a toke?
–MacDougal & 8th
20-something classy girl to friend: Well, he was leaning over me, teasing me with his balls… So… I just flicked them! He got so mad!
–Starbucks, Columbus Circle
Overheard by: Tall Mocha Frap