20-something suit to another: I’m getting tired of spending every day chasing Asian girls, and every Friday night at Pacha.

–6th Ave & 21st

Bearded guy: The Chinese are taking over everything. Soon it’ll be Barnes & Noodles!

–Ollies, 66th St.

Extremely loud teen on cell: I axed mad Asians. I axed Chinese, too! Ain’t nobody have turtles, ace! They said come back in the summer!

–6th Ave & W Houston

Drunken white girl to friend: I’m more Korean than you!

–E7th St & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Lotte