Teen: I’m only considerate of people so I can be mad at them if they’re inconsiderate of me.

–Greenwich Village

Drunk ghetto girl: She’s just mad because she eats pussy!

–Classon St

Overheard by: kelly

College girl on cell: I’d shove a rusty wire hanger up her vag just to get my anger out.

–Union Square

Boy: If I found out Angelina Jolie was living under my bed, I would be mad at her.

–Bard High School, Queens

Overheard by: Sunny