Teen: I’m only considerate of people so I can be mad at them if they’re inconsiderate of me.
Drunk ghetto girl: She’s just mad because she eats pussy!
Overheard by: kelly
College girl on cell: I’d shove a rusty wire hanger up her vag just to get my anger out.
Boy: If I found out Angelina Jolie was living under my bed, I would be mad at her.
–Bard High School, Queens
Overheard by: Sunny