Guy in crowded holding room for Hair audition: This is like gay prison.
–Ripley Grier Studios
Small white jewish girl: Oh my god, I would leave my boyfriend for Lil Wayne in a second. Now that he’s in jail, I think I’m going to start writing him letters.
Overheard by: kpan
Heavyset black kid: Remember, the police will take your dead body to jail.
Thuggy black dude: Naw, I ain’t goin’ to jail tonight–not for no black girl. Now if she was white…
Overheard by: Tallwhiteboy
Ghetto girl to another: Girl, you gotta stop buying things for him. He’s in jail.
–Astor Place K‑Mart
Overheard by: Elliot