Guy in crowded holding room for Hair audition: This is like gay prison.

–Ripley Grier Studios

Small white jewish girl: Oh my god, I would leave my boyfriend for Lil Wayne in a second. Now that he’s in jail, I think I’m going to start writing him letters.

–NYU

Overheard by: kpan

Heavyset black kid: Remember, the police will take your dead body to jail.

–Q Train

Thuggy black dude: Naw, I ain’t goin’ to jail tonight – not for no black girl. Now if she was white…

–E Train

Overheard by: Tallwhiteboy

Ghetto girl to another: Girl, you gotta stop buying things for him. He’s in jail.

–Astor Place K‑Mart

Overheard by: Elliot