Guy: He spends half the time summarizing the text with pantomime.

–Computer Lab, NYU

Overheard by: AH

Normal-looking guy, conversing with invisible person: What? You can’t read and write? Man, you ain’t never gonna get your manhood back if you don’t know how to read and write!

–F Train

Overheard by: DeaMcK

Girl inside store: Books that aren’t spiral-bound. That’s my problem in life. I can’t turn the pages.

–Staples

Overheard by: JF

Am new york guy: Read about something in am New York! Read about something in am New York!

–34th St

Overheard by: erkala

Mom: Okay, so his punishment is he’s not allowed to read…

–14th St & 4th Ave