20-some­thing woman: There you are! Adam, this is Jolie. Jolie, this is Adam, the guy I hooked up with.

–2nd Ave & 9th St

Over­heard by: wb

20-some­thing guy to friend: I’ll def­i­nite­ly hook up tonight. My stan­dards are pret­ty low. I on­ly re­quire them to say ‘yes’ and it’s all good.

–N Train

Over­heard by: Tr­ish M

Guy: I was kin­da sick, but I don’t think I was con­ta­gious… but I told her I was so I did­n’t have to hook up with her.

–Court & Pa­cif­ic Car­rol Gar­dens

20-some­thing girl on cell: No, on your birth­day, I hooked up with no one but you.

–1st Ave & 60th St