20-something woman: There you are! Adam, this is Jolie. Jolie, this is Adam, the guy I hooked up with.
–2nd Ave & 9th St
Overheard by: wb
20-something guy to friend: I’ll definitely hook up tonight. My standards are pretty low. I only require them to say ‘yes’ and it’s all good.
Overheard by: Trish M
Guy: I was kinda sick, but I don’t think I was contagious… but I told her I was so I didn’t have to hook up with her.
–Court & Pacific Carrol Gardens
20-something girl on cell: No, on your birthday, I hooked up with no one but you.
–1st Ave & 60th St