Chick: I have money on me, but I’m not gonna spend it on fucking food!

–E 10th St

Overheard by: j

Guy on cell, in line for New York to Boston Fung Wah bus: I gotta go the the bean.

–Canal St

Overheard by: Rebecca

Hobo, screaming out loud: Turkey does not cure cripple!

–Lincoln Square

Overheard by: M

Overly excited 20-something: I have an egg timer, have you ever seen an egg timer?

–23rd & 3rd

Overheard by: wish I had one