Guy on cell: 150 cabs would­n’t start this morn­ing. They all had ba­nanas stuck in the back of ’em!

–Coop­er Square

Over­heard by: Kay

Tourist woman try­ing to hail a cab: Ex­cuse me. I was here first, and have been try­ing to get a cab for at least ten min­utes. Please go some­where else. It’s on­ly po­lite.

–Broad­way & Hous­ton

Over­heard by: of­fice pe­on

La­dy on phone: So there we were in the cab when she just vom­it­ed all over the place. I mean it was all over the door, all over the seat, all over every­thing. So the cab­bie, he slams on the brakes and he gets right out. And I’m think­ing okay, he’s gonna put us out. I don’t know where in the hell we are and its four in the morn­ing… And Krys­tal, she just says to him, af­ter vom­it­ing all over the back of his cab, “I told you to get us there fast!”

–Bolt Bus

Mid­dle aged woman to cab­bie who just bumped her with the car: You should not hit peo­ple.

–34th & 5th

Over­heard by: Duh