Con­struc­tion work­er #1: Oh, my god. Is that him?
Con­struc­tion work­er #2: I don’t think so.
Con­struc­tion work­er #1, ex­cit­ed: I think it is! I think it is!
Con­struc­tion work­er #2: No way.
Con­struc­tion work­er #1, yelling: Yo, Howie! (to his bud­dy) Did he look?
Con­struc­tion work­er #2: Dude, Howie Man­del is not go­ing to be walk­ing around mid­town Man­hat­tan.

–Carnegie Hall