Old hobo: I’m not a crackhead, I’m a pirate!
–West 4th St
Overheard by: Tina
Gay English prof: The pirates need sex!
–Barnard College
Five-year-old boy, in pirate accent: We’re at the center of the universe! Yarrr!
–Times Square
20-something to date: This root beer is strong. It makes me feel like a pirate!
–23rd St & 9th Ave
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