Two late #30s early #40s women:
Woman #1: You should really get another cell phone to give out to men you meet at the bar, that way you can keep them all in one place and can name them “guy with the blue shirt” “good dancer”…
Woman #2: Yeah, I use my cell phone for work calls too so I always have to answer random numbers.
Woman #1: Then this way, you can just weed out the normal ones and anyone you are still talking to after a couple months you can just tell them you got a new cell phone number. You really need to check out tmobile. Conversation drags on, ten minutes later…
Woman #2: I don’t know, young guys these days just want to make out.
Woman #1: How young are you talking?… I dated a 25 year old when I was 33.
Woman #2: How did that work out?
Woman #1: Well, I’m not married to him… Ha! No really, I dated a lot of young guys, all personal trainers.
Woman #2: Really?
Woman #1: Yeah, their so hot.

–Bryant Park