Woman on cell: What? You quit your job because you got an income tax refund?

–1st & 69th

20-something hot girl to friend: I just want him to go into stand-up comedy so I can stop working.

–207th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Stefanie Petersen

Woman on cell: I could go on a job interview right now, that’s how sober I am!

–12th St & 1st Ave

Overheard by: maianess

Woman to man online at the DMV discussing piercings and tattoos: I don’t want to get no more piercings because it don’t look good when I go to court… And for jobs.

–Harlem DMV