Docent: So they brought in this group from Wisconsin, and Barb called me to meet them out front, and she said “Now I want you to know that they’re kind of rough and young”, but I thought she’d said “rough nuns”, so I said, “Rough nuns? In this day and age?”
Overheard by: Katarina
Art student: They were handing out free bibles, and the pages make great rolling paper!
Gay guy: I mean, I don’t even believe in gay marriage. It’s too steeped in religious tradition. We should make up something better and we can call it, like, super… Rainbow… Awesome hookup… Or something. Lesbians get a marriage pass, though. They’re like already married in their heads when they meet, buying diapers and shit.
Overheard by: jules
Big Latino thug: That’s why I can’t be religious! I see all these asses and… (gestures helplessly)
–35th St & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Courtwick