Cab driver to guy getting in front seat and putting on seatbelt: What’s da matter? You scared or something?!
–23rd St & 9th Ave
Overheard by: Murray
Moroccan taxi driver: Always watch out for Chinese and New Jersey licence plates, they are the worst drivers in the world.
Overheard by: Ana
Cab driver, shouting at passersby in crosswalk: Need some rain out here, Lord! Get ’em in my cab!
–24th & 6th
Overheard by: Oh NYC-you amuse me so
Ambulance driver, over loudspeaker, stuck behind cab refusing to pull over despite lights and sirens: It’s pretty clear why you drive a fucking cab for a living.
Overheard by: trafficjunky