Ghetto black woman, refusing to follow ghetto black man down stairs: I ain’t goin’ down there and gettin’ my ass eatin’ by some New York City rats… Lawd no!
MTA construction worker to two small children pointing at rats: That’s good food!
Mother to young son in stroller: Baby boy, this is New York. Theys got rats jumpin’ outta garbage cans and gonna eat us. (child screams in terror)
–Eastern Pkwy & Bedford Ave
Suit to teen girl: There was a guy living in a house with 2,000 rats. They were his pets. Living in his walls, nesting under his tub. If you ever feel like your life is really shitty, watch an episode of Hoarders.