two guys are drink­ing ari­zona ice teas in an el­e­va­tor.
Brit: This stuff is the juice of the gods.
Amer­i­can: It is.
Brit: I won­der how much sug­ar it has it… Oh my god!!! 24 grams of sug­ar!!!??
Amer­i­can: Hey, it nev­er said it was good for you.
Brit: And that’s per a serv­ing! There’s 2.5 serv­ings in this bot­tle! What am I go­ing to do?
Amer­i­can: Get fat like the rest of us?

–27th st. and Broad­way, el­e­va­tor

Over­heard by: Bruce Lee