La­dy #1: Whatch­oo doin this week­end.
La­dy #2: Omg we’re goin to hunka­ma­nia for my girlfriend’s bach­e­lorette.
La­dy #1: Omg we went a month ago and I got­ta tell you sto­ries. I ate, like a 5 course meal off this hunk’s tan ass.

–Broad­way and Wall