Black guy #1: Ooh, ladies? Konichi­wa!
Black guy #2: Ari­ga­to!
Asian girl: We’re Ko­re­an, moth­er­fuck­ers!
Black guy #1: Say­onara!

–7th & A

Over­heard by: M!J

Black guy: Yo, I’d fuck the Chi­nese out of those bitch­es.

–23rd & 6th

Over­heard by: JD