Black guy #1: Ooh, ladies? Konichiwa!
Black guy #2: Arigato!
Asian girl: We’re Korean, motherfuckers!
Black guy #1: Sayonara!

–7th & A

Overheard by: M!J

Black guy: Yo, I’d fuck the Chinese out of those bitches.

–23rd & 6th

Overheard by: JD