Can­di­date la­dy: Hi! I’m run­ning for City Coun­cil. I like your shirt. What does the C on it stand for?
Prep­py girl: It stands for Crunk.

–1st & Hous­ton

Son: What are they hand­ing out?
Mom: They are try­ing to get peo­ple to vote for them.
Son: For Sur­vivor?

–95th & 3rd