Suit: You know, at 2:30 in the morn­ing, I be­come, like, a zom­bie of love.

–G train

Chick: There’s this guy who lives in that clock over there. They showed his apart­ment on TV. It’s like a pre­his­toric land­mark.

–F train

Over­heard by: mh

Chick on cell: Yeah, I’m a ten-min­utes-ear­ly girl and you’re a ten-min­utes-late girl, and to­geth­er that makes us twen­ty min­utes late.

–Hous­ton & El­dridge

Over­heard by: Shane

Yup­pie la­dy: Let’s see your tits!…Hey, we’ve got time. Take off your top.

–Bryant Park

Guy on cell: You can’t fist some­one for that long. They turn in­to a hand­pup­pet af­ter 5 min­utes.

–47th & 5th