Suit: You know, at 2:30 in the morning, I become, like, a zombie of love.

–G train

Chick: There’s this guy who lives in that clock over there. They showed his apartment on TV. It’s like a prehistoric landmark.

–F train

Overheard by: mh

Chick on cell: Yeah, I’m a ten-minutes-early girl and you’re a ten-minutes-late girl, and together that makes us twenty minutes late.

–Houston & Eldridge

Overheard by: Shane

Yuppie lady: Let’s see your tits!…Hey, we’ve got time. Take off your top.

–Bryant Park

Guy on cell: You can’t fist someone for that long. They turn into a handpuppet after 5 minutes.

–47th & 5th