Woman: Does this bus go to the Gar­den?
Bus dri­ver: No, the M10 or 20 goes to Madi­son Square Gar­den.
Woman: Not that Gar­den; Olive Gar­den!

–M104 bus

Over­heard by: Suzanne Cerquone

Girl #1: I heard there’s this restau­rant that charges $500 for a plate.
Girl #2: Damn what they serv­ing, hu­man?

–Olive Gar­den, Times Square

Over­heard by: Kyle