Girl: Oh my God! I meant to tell you!
Guy: What?
Girl: Yes­ter­day I was walk­ing on 5th Av­enue and this horde of mid­dle-aged women stopped me to ask where I got my Ralph Lau­ren shirt.
Guy: No way!
Girl: It was great.
Guy: The one with the big horse on it?
Girl: It’s a pony, not a horse!
Guy: What’s the dif­fer­ence?
Girl: It’s dif­fer­ent.
Guy: Can you ex­plain the dif­fer­ence?
Girl: No.

–Rock­e­feller Cen­ter

Over­heard by: pix­elvi­sions