Suit #1: …so I went to her house and she was still begging and I kept saying “no”, and then she–

He makes a handjob gesture.

Suit #1: –and then I went home.
Suit #2: Have you seen [Laura], the new chick in the office?
Suit #3: I probably shouldn’t be saying this since I’m Vice President, but she’s got a great figure on her.

–S train

Overheard by: Michelle