Guy #1: Je­sus Christ! Michael Stipe has a big fuck­ing head.
Guy #2: I was think­ing about walk­ing up and talk­ing to him, for the sim­ple rea­son that I haven’t liked him for so many years.

–The Wal­ter Reade The­ater, Lin­coln Cen­ter

Over­heard by: El Cubano