Man: So you’ve had problems with customers before, huh?
Cashier: Just one guy. It was 4^th of July weekend and he was going on about sour cream. He was the only one in the store. He started hitting me because he said I charged the wrong price. I kept telling him that he had to leave.
Man: Wow!
Cashier: Yeah, he was obviously going senile. I mean, I’d never hit anyone over sour cream!

–Waldbaum’s, Bensonhurst