A hobo has a card­board sign that says “Nin­jas killed par­ents, need mon­ey for Kugn [sic] Fu lessons.”

A cop comes up, and the hobo says: I don’t know why. I’ve al­ready had five po­lice come by and both­er me to­day.

–14th & 5th

Over­heard by: Casey

(cf. This guy.)