Guy #1: You do such dumb shit.
Guy #2: I do not.
Guy #1: Well, what about that E‑trades tat­too on your leg?
Guy #2: I’m hard­core!

–1 train

Chick: Sell-out by day…
Suit: Shut up, okay? What­ev­er pays the bills.

–CBG­Bs, The Bow­ery

Over­heard by: Sarah Roy­al

Drunk guy on cell: Dude, that’s crap, you got­ta live hard­core!

–Williams­burg

Over­heard by: Kate Eliz­a­beth

Teen girl: Man this sucks. Where are all the punks?

–8th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Mary

Chick: Dar­ryl does­n’t even know what hard­core is, first off. He was all, “What, is that like some kind of porn?”.

–2nd & A

Over­heard by: Ki­ra

Punk girl: Fight bu­reau­cra­cy!
Suit: You’re not the boss of me.

–Leonard be­tween Broad­way & Church

Over­heard by: Laki­ni Malich