Tip­sy chick #1: Like, I kept drink­ing, but it re­al­ly did­n’t taste like there was any al­co­hol in it. So I just kept drink­ing.
Tip­sy chick #2: You are a frat­boy’s dream.

–Mac­dou­gal be­tween 3rd & Bleeck­er

Over­heard by: djlindee