Guy: Did you know that there are home­less peo­ple who live un­der­ground in the aban­doned sub­way sta­tions?
Girl: You mean like un­der­ground peo­ple? Wait, I’ve heard of them, they have a weird name!
Guy: Like “un­der­ground peo­ple”?
Girl: No, I saw it on Fe­lic­i­ty.

–14th & 6th

Over­heard by: pe­ter

Girl #1: Hey, I lived on the street with the street kids for like, six months. On the street. They were on drugs and stuff.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Be­cause it was fun…It was re­al­ly on­ly on week­ends, though.

–St. Marks

Guy: I’m sick of these home­less hip­sters. It’s like, you’re fuck­ing

–St. Marks & 1st