Girl: What the fuck are you do­ing?
Guy: It was the train.
Girl: No, it fuck­ing was­n’t.
Guy: I thought it would be fun.
Girl: You know what would be fun? Me kick­ing you in the balls.
Guy: That would­n’t be fun.
Hobo: That would be a shit­load of fun! Can I play?

–A train

Over­heard by: Gradie Smith